SLAP SLAP SLAP
CLAP CLAP CLAP
I recently purchased a new helmet. It didn’t come battle-worn, so I decided to try a new technique to remove the shine and make it appear to have been through a few fights. This was a really easy step for the amount of detail it added to my costume. Funny how a little mustard can go a long way.
This video was inspired by the follow quote. “A knight in shining armor is a man who has never had his metal truly tested.”
This helpful hint was given to me by my friend Jan and his fellow ORC Larpers in Czech.
"cereal is for the morning" - a bitch as nigga living by bitch ass rules
Grabbing coffee (or bubble tea) with my best friend knight2e5 in a little bit.
Come find us, RIers.
Shake yer tail feather.
He’s just mad because he can’t acquire all the apple juice that I’m acquiring. (x)
tourniquetgirl asked: I wish a nigga would... Buy me a banana split or hot fudge sundae.
Why is it always me?~
I’d be down after work.
Get out my hood. We don’t like your kind here.
You’re the chosen one, Andreas.
It is your destiny.
Andreas! I leave you alone with the children for an hour and you let this happen. What am I going to do with you?…
There you go, nag and blame, blame and nag.
Don’t you make this about me. You are the one who wanted to be a stay at home dad!
Im working from home!
So you can watch the children and keep them from getting stuck in trees and doing drugs. This is why we should have hired a nanny.
Do we have money for a nanny? Noooo.
We would have if you didn’t quit your other job to work from home!
Oh and what do you do all day?
I work my tail off to provide for this family. I can only juggle so many jobs on top of helping you when your clients make special requests.
Look, I bring in good money doing what I do!
That’s not all you bring in. You clients are not the most respectable of people. I wish you would be more discrete about it. We don’t need the children to be exposed to anything.
They’re too young to understand what’s going on.