Yeah… it’s pretty much like that…
can I just bring this post back?
But I’ve got this ridiculous urge to eat pussy right now. Like, I can’t sleep until a girl cums on my face.
I love meeting my friends’ significant others cause then I can ask them really great questions like “what’s your favorite color?” and “how long have you guys been banging?”
spread da word
Why can’t vegans and vegetarians have any pudding?
Because they didn’t eat their meat!
How can you have any pudding if you don’t eat yer meat!?
It’s the bird, it must have been the bird Disgusting critter, it must We should have known better then to trust This disease infested ball of lust and carnag…
Drain the pressure from the swelling,
This sensation’s overwhelming,
Give me a long kiss goodnight
and everything will be alright
Tell me that I won’t feel a thing
So give me Novacaine