May 20th / 789 notes“Assault Weapons”
Yeah… it’s pretty much like that…
can I just bring this post back?
It’s crazy
But I’ve got this ridiculous urge to eat pussy right now. Like, I can’t sleep until a girl cums on my face.
May 20th / Tagged: pussy felatio oral sex / 0 notes
May 19th / 1 noteI love meeting my friends’ significant others cause then I can ask them really great questions like “what’s your favorite color?” and “how long have you guys been banging?”
Why can’t?
Why can’t vegans and vegetarians have any pudding?
Because they didn’t eat their meat!
How can you have any pudding if you don’t eat yer meat!?
Atmosphere - Bird sings why the caged i know
It’s the bird, it must have been the bird Disgusting critter, it must We should have known better then to trust This disease infested ball of lust and carnag…Apr 30th / 0 notes
Drain the pressure from the swelling,
This sensation’s overwhelming,
Give me a long kiss goodnight
and everything will be alright
Tell me that I won’t feel a thing
So give me Novacaine
